iPhone Charger

iPhones are pretty commonplace these days. It seems like every other guy and every other guy’s mom has one. And I’ve noticed that there seems to be a lack of iPhone chargers for the amount of iPhones in use. I love my iPhone, but my battery dies faster than playing Contra without cheats. Having an iPhone used to make you cool. Now the most popular person in the room is whoever brings a spare charger. Everyone will be complimenting them, laughing loudly at their lame jokes, offering sexual favors… anything to get a charge.

Critically Rated at 10/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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