PF Flyers

PF Flyers are guaranteed to make you run faster and jump higher. PF Flyers are the ideal shoe for when a giant dog is chasing after you. Just ask Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez. If you don’t know about PF Flyers, then you probably don’t know about The Sandlot. Either way, you failed at life. PF Flyers look kind of like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but Chuck Taylors are played out. Chuck Taylors are like chickenpox: everyone has them at one point. PF Flyers are like smallpox: they are less common and more badass. One of the biggest contributions that I have made to society is adding the PF Flyers page to Wikipedia. They used to not have one, so I made one. Nothing remains of my original article but I still made the Internet better. That’s worth something. Right?

Critically Rated at 15/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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