Key rings are little metal circles that hold your keys. It’s a bitch to get keys on and off of them. My fumbling fingers can get the keys on, so I always have to ask someone to do it for me. I’ve seen girls break their nails struggling to get them on and somehow it’s always my fault because it’s my stupid key ring. Once you finally get the key between the loop you have to remember which way is the exit or you’ll end up right where you started. Then you have to ask someone to open the key ring again. Someone else without a broken nail.
Critically Rated at 11/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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