Eyebrows

Eyebrows are weird. Most of the time you don’t notice them. Unless they are retarded looking, you generally won’t notice them. It is a weird evolutionary feature. Fuzzy strips of fur above your eyes. Why not? Some girls pluck their brows so much that they actually need to draw them on. Whoopie Goldberg and the Mona Lisa  both don’t have eyebrows. It’s kind of creepy. Some people only have one eyebrow. The unibrow is the ultimate eyebrow. Evidently some people have never heard or, or simply don’t believe in tweezers. To each their own.

Critically Rated at 5/17

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