Saving Movie Stubs

You went and saw the biggest blockbuster. It’s not enough to say that you saw it, you need to prove it. The best way to prove it is to present your ticket stub. I saw The Avengers on May 4th, motherfucker. You don’t believe me?!? Here’s my stub, bitch. Saving movie stubs is important. It’s proof of purchase. And how else are you going to remember what crappy movies you saw in theaters 30 years from now. You gotta talk to your kids about something some day, why not make it mediocre movie experiences?

Critically Rated at 10/17

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