Crystal Geyser Juice Squeeze Key Lime

Crystal Geyser has a line of healthy soda alternatives called Juice Squeeze. They market them as “a natural and delicious sparkling juice refreshment”. And it has 70% juice! It has a USDA approved full fruit serving in every bottle! A beverage that is approved by the United States Government is good enough for me, and I bought a bottle like a good little consumer. I got the Key Lime flavor, because I was in a rambunctious mood, and wanted something zesty. It tasted like a sparkling watered down version of a dessert classic. It’s decent but I wasn’t blown away or anything. If I was stuck on a desert island and this was all there was to drink, eventually I would drink seawater.

Critically Rated at 9/17

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