Vanessa Lee Chester

You have probably seen Vanessa Lee Chester on the big screen before. You probably don’t remember her. She played Jeff Goldblum’s daughter in The Lost World: Jurassic Park. I feel bad for her. She did everything right in order to become a successful working actor. She started doing TV and small film roles, and eventually gets cast in a Steven Spielberg movie, a sequel to the then currently most successful movie of all time. Too bad it was a terrible movie and she played a terrible part. Her character was just another burden for Ian Malcolm to have to deal with. She spends most of the movie running around with Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, and Vince Vaughn, so no one noticed her. At least she got to kick a velociraptor to its death. That’s cooler than anything I’ve ever done.

Critically Rated at 9/17

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