How many times have you been chatting to someone on the phone, and about five minutes into the conversation you hear the toilet flush? What the fuck? The whole time you were talking to me about your sick dog you were emptying your bowels? I don’t get it. You want to hear about my day while you are mid-squat? If you’re talking to me, you better be wearing pants. I know people like to multitask, but I don’t want to talk to you while you wipe your ass. And how come I never hear you wash your hands?
Critically Rated at 3/17
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