Paul Walker died. He’s the guy from The Fast & The Furious. He died in a car accident. Go figure. He was like a younger and blonder version of Keanu Reeves, but with less talent. His best movies were always the ones that you didn’t notice him in. I feel like I have somewhat of a connection with him. I once created a custom-made T-shirt on a website a few years ago. It was all black with silver letters that spelled out “Paul Walker Sucks.” It was one of my favorite party shirts because it always got a conversation going. But now I don’t think I can wear that shirt anymore. I was only making fun of his acting ability. I never wished death upon him. I only wished that he would stop acting forever. I didn’t mean for it to be like this. Now I feel kind of responsible. I know it wasn’t my fault. It was that fucking tree’s fault. Paul Walker – Rest in Peace, and I know you and Sonny Bono are having one hell of a conversation in Heaven. You’re not a good actor, but you’re still a good person and you will be missed.
Critically Rated at 7/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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