Would you sell your soul? Most people wouldn’t. It doesn’t matter if they really believe in souls or not, they are still somewhat reluctant to sell them. I wouldn’t sell my soul, but I have no problem with buying souls. I actually bought some souls back in high school. I got three idiots to sign a piece of paper that gave me ownership of their souls for all eternity. I didn’t even give them any money; they just gave them to me. The contract was phrased in a way that I can’t give them back even if I wanted to. If souls actually exist, then I have four of them. That puts me up in Voldemort territory. I use my extra souls whenever I do bad things. It keeps my own soul clean and clear of sins. I wouldn’t recommend selling your soul, but if somebody is dumb enough to offer you theirs, you should take it. And then you should go to Vegas and rack up a bunch of sins on that soul tab because you won’t get stuck with the charges.
Critically Rated at 5/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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