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Tango Orange

Tango is a European soda brand, and Tango Orange is their flagship soda. They have other soda flavors like Apple, Cherry, and Citrus, but Orange is the original flavor. I got a can of it at the store near my house that sells random food items from around the world. They have an abundance of British sodas for some reason. It pours a cloudy yellow orange color with a foamy head that quickly dissipates. It doesn’t have much of a scent, but I would describe it as fizzy water with a little bit of Tang. The taste is like a muted Sunkist. It’s lighter and more refreshing. There’s a little bit of an aftertaste, but you get used to it fairly quickly. I’m not a big fan of orange sodas, but this is probably the best one I’ve had. Too bad orange sodas suck. Sorry Kel.

Critically Rated at 13/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Sunkist Orange Soda

I’m not a big fan of orange soda, but I grabbed a Sunkist today. I don’t know why. It was an impulse buy I guess. It’s not exactly breaking the bank at 99¢ for a 20 oz. bottle, but now I’m stuck with an orange soda that I don’t really want. It has a sweet and tangy candied orange flavor that tastes just like every other orange soda out there, but Sunkist contains caffeine unlike other brands. Caffeine makes soda better. I’m reading the label and I’m not seeing any evidence that there are any actual oranges or orange juice in it. The label describes Sunkist as an Orange Soda flavored with other natural flavors. That’s kind of cryptic and vague, not to mention completely unappetizing. All this time I thought it was called orange soda because it tastes like oranges and has oranges in it… apparently it’s just describing the color of the beverage.

Critically Rated at 12/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Kel Mitchell

If you experienced the ‘90s at all, you might remember Kel Mitchell. He was one half of the teenaged Kenan and Kel comedy troupe. He’s skinny one who likes orange soda. I feel bad for Kel because he did it wrong. Kenan did it right. Kenan Thompson was able to transition from absurd kid sketch comedy to adult sketch comedy on SNL. Kel transitioned from being a child star to being a footnote in mediocre productions. Kel still has a career. Just not much of one.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Fanta

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. I am not Kel though. And I doubt that you are Kel. I don’t understand people who love Fanta. In a world of root beers, cream sodas, lemon-lime sodas, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola, why would you choose orange soda? Every once in a while is alright, but if you crave orange soda you are probably a serial killer. Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Charles Manson all loved orange soda. You know that it’s true because this is the internet, and the internet is factual. Anyway, if you drink orange soda it’s either Fanta or Sunkist, and Fanta is decent. Anyway, no, I don’t want a Fanta. Fuck off.

Critically Rated at 11/17

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