I was just at my local liquor store because it’s a super hot day and I was feeling like Gatorade might just be the greatest thing ever. Imagine my delight when I saw a new flavor – Raspberry Lemonade. I don’t know if it’s really new, I just haven’t seen it before so it’s new to me. I made my purchase, feeling pleased with myself. I went home, cracked it open, and took a few giant gulps. And then I noticed the slightly off aftertaste and realized that I made a terrible mistake. I grabbed a low calorie Gatorade. The aftertaste has burned itself into my taste buds. I can’t live like this. Low Calorie beverages are the liquid equivalent of full screen DVDs.
Critically Rated at 7/17
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