People lie all the fucking time and there is only one surefire method to get the truth from a liar. You need to get him to pinky swear. Forget putting a hand on the bible or making him swear on his mother’s grave because that shit won’t work. It’s all about the pinky swear. It’s impossible to back out of a pinky promise. The pinky swear is like the Unbreakable Vow for muggles, that shit is binding. Only one guy had the balls to break a pinky promise and he’s dead now and no one went to his funeral. That’s what happens. That’s why you have to respect a pinky swear. Who knew that intertwined phalanges held so much power?
Critically Rated at 14/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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