Sometimes you get drunk and stumble home. Or maybe you were really tired from working at the office all day. Either way, you come home incoherent and somehow find your bed before you pass out. You wake up the next morning feeling the effects of a successful night, but you can’t find your keys. Your wallet, phone and left sock are all accounted for, but your keys are nowhere to be seen. You know you had them, you got inside somehow, right? You try to retrace your steps, you ransack your room, you look in the fridge, and when you’re about to give up, you decide to look outside. You go out the front door, check out in front and head back inside. And then you see your keys… in the lock on your front door. Good times.
Critically Rated at 12/17
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