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Kel Mitchell

If you experienced the ‘90s at all, you might remember Kel Mitchell. He was one half of the teenaged Kenan and Kel comedy troupe. He’s skinny one who likes orange soda. I feel bad for Kel because he did it wrong. Kenan did it right. Kenan Thompson was able to transition from absurd kid sketch comedy to adult sketch comedy on SNL. Kel transitioned from being a child star to being a footnote in mediocre productions. Kel still has a career. Just not much of one.

Critically Rated at 8/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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Fanta

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda. I am not Kel though. And I doubt that you are Kel. I don’t understand people who love Fanta. In a world of root beers, cream sodas, lemon-lime sodas, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Coca-Cola, why would you choose orange soda? Every once in a while is alright, but if you crave orange soda you are probably a serial killer. Ted Bundy, Jeffery Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy and Charles Manson all loved orange soda. You know that it’s true because this is the internet, and the internet is factual. Anyway, if you drink orange soda it’s either Fanta or Sunkist, and Fanta is decent. Anyway, no, I don’t want a Fanta. Fuck off.

Critically Rated at 11/17

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