“Do you think I’m fat?” is the worst question in the world. Guys spend their whole lives trying to avoid that dreaded question. There is no right answer. It’s a trap. If your girlfriend/wife/random female friend asks you this question, pause, take a deep breath, and jump out the nearest window. If you’re jumping from a high rise, consider yourself lucky. There is no way that you can safely answer the question. There are some tricks to surviving the situation. First off, never answer yes. Ever. Say “NO!” and say it with authority. And then be prepared to explain why she doesn’t look fat. The best way to respond the evil question is with another question. She asks, “Do you think I’m fat?” and you respond with something like, “Are you kidding me?” Now the ball is in her court and she has to answer your question. Use this time to look around the room and find the nearest window that you can jump out of.
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Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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