Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are the real-life Truman Show. They grew up on camera. Blah, blah, blah, they became famous co-starring as Michelle Tanner on Full House. They had a bunch of shitty direct-to-video movies and a few big screen flops. They had their own Wal-Mart clothing line. They made millions and millions of dollars. Remember them now?
But when they turned eighteen, everybody stopped caring about them. Because America is filled with pedophiles. The only time the Olsen Twins make headlines now is when they look like they are about to die from drugs or when one of them kills Heath Ledger. All their fans grew up and stopped giving a fuck. They were America’s longest fad.
Critically Rated at 2/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan Young
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