I kind of want to break my ankle just so I can get one of those spiffy knee scooters (also referred to as knee walkers). They look like a fun way to be crippled. A knee scooter is a scooter with four wheels, a spot to rest your knee on, and they typically have a handlebar equipped with a handbrake as well. They allow you to be mobile when you only have one leg that can actually move. My downstairs neighbor has one right now and I see her scooting down the sidewalk at breakneck speed with her bag of groceries and not a care in the world. I don’t even think she has a leg injury, I think she just wants to cruise around town without being judged.
Critically Rated at 13/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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