I was standing on the train platform the other day and I saw a guy waiting for the train. He was standing right where the train doors open and the passengers get out. It was pretty obvious that he was standing in the wrong spot. There is a diagram drawn on the floor with brightly colored arrows showing you where to stand. And this jackass was obviously in the wrong place. I watched as the train rolled up and the guy blocked the exit for all the passengers shuffling off. If ignorance is bliss, this was the happiest mother fucker on the planet. People who can’t follow simple instructions amaze me. I don’t know how can they make it so far in life without getting hit by a bus or falling off a cliff.
Critically Rated at 8/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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