Houseplant

A houseplant is a plant that you keep in your house. You provide it with sunlight and water and it gives you fresh oxygen in return. It’s a fair trade. They are decorative and air purifying and relatively easy to maintain. They just need a cup of water every few days and a slight leaf trimming every few months. A house is not a home without a potted plant on the windowsill, preferably a Ficus or a fern. A houseplant is also a good indicator of how responsible you are. If you can’t remember to water your plants, you probably aren’t ready to have a baby. I have a friend who managed to kill a cactus. That’s impressively neglectful. She also works at a daycare center and is in charge of snack time. Life’s funny sometimes.

Critically Rated at 14/17

Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young

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