Before you leave the house, it’s vital to perform the triple pat. You pat down your three pockets to ensure that you have your keys, phone, and wallet. Your night will be ruined without any of those essentials. You can’t buy or do anything without money or credit cards. You can’t call any friends or Instagram your cocktail without your phone. And you’re locked out if you forget your keys, and that’s a shitty way to end the night. Make it a habit to do the triple pat and you’ll go far in life.
Critically Rated at 14/17
Written, Rated, and Reviewed by Brendan H. Young
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