Negative Nancy

Yesterday I overheard a stupid guy telling his friends that he doesn’t like the term “Negative Nancy.” His friends couldn’t grasp why, and the stupid guy couldn’t explain why he hates it. I can only assume it is because he is a Negative Nancy. A Negative Nancy is equivalent to a Sad Sally or a Debbie Downer. Americans like to label people using alliteration, I guess. If someone is constantly complaining, especially about trivial things, than they are a Negative Nancy. You don’t want to be a Negative Nancy. I don’t know what the opposite is, but it’s probably Happy Harold or Fun Freddy. I could have made that up too.

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