A Chick With Better Facial Hair Than Me

I am half Asian and half white. Let’s not get into specifics, it will take a while. As an Asian, my facial hair refuses to advance past the prepubescent stage. It takes about five days before you can start to notice my mustache creeping out. And so I get slightly jealous when I see a chick with better facial hair than me. I know she doesn’t want that beard, but I do, and she could share the wealth.

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