Ahhhh delicious Goldfish crackers, a staple of childhood. Good crunchy, cheddar cheese flavored crackers shaped like little fishies. Some of them are even smiling. There’s a few ways to eat them. You can shove a whole handful in your mouth, you can eat them one at a time. The most fun way is to either bite off their head or tail first just to make them suffer a little bit. If you have true masticative skills you can bite them cleanly in half, so you have two symmetric half fish. Not greasy, but you will have some finger residue if you eat a lot of them.
Critically Rated at 12/17
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