Pineapple is delicious. Tangy and sweet and delicious. There is nothing wrong with it. Until you grill it or cook it or heat it up. Pineapple should be served cold or at least room temperature if it’s canned. Grilled/cooked pineapple is gross. It’s unnatural. But then some people insist on throwing it on a pizza, or a kabob, or even on a hamburger. Blasphemy! If you wanna add pineapple on a pizza, you need to hold a debate first. You can’t just throw that shit on there, that’s a friendship ender.
Critically Rated at 4/17