Thursdays can be really antsy days. The weekend is so close that Thursdays can drag on forever, especially if the next Friday is payday. Thursday nights are the only night of the week where it is acceptable to watch NBC programming. They are also ideal nights for catching up on what’s on the DVR. If you want to get drunk, hammered, shitfaced, or any combination of those, go ahead and drink. It is acceptable because it is Thirsty Thursday and it is your duty as an American to honor these pseudo-holidays. Thursday is also when I have to bring in the garbage and recycling bins, so if you’ll excuse me, I’ll go do that now.
Critically Rated at 10/17